“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.“
(Leonardo da Vinci)
This ‘James Bond of Cats’ with an attitude that is cattitude
and who does impersonate ‘Kramer’ to the T by his sudden barges and skidding;
also does ‘Cato’ with his sudden surprise attacks making me scream
– every time – but making him is so pleased that he chuckles to himself, let me tell you!!
“Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.” (Hank Ketchum)
His likeness to Garfield comes for the looks & his love for the nosh and Italian in particular – yes, including Lasagna; unfortunately he is not allowed to eat that anymore by the vet!
BUT I think that all this comes from his first foster mama, Heli, and then from his owner, Becki and I am just forced – HEHE – to mop up the bits & pieces of his cattitude. That is me theory and I am sticking with it, anyway.
Me alter ego with cattitude and moi say:
Rii xx –– and Simon lifts his paw in gratitude.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement
What is a cat’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrr-ple! (mine too)
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purr-suasion.
Cats purr to communicate.
A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
Cats have AB blood groups just like people.
If your cat hides and then runs out and pounces on you, she is acting out her instinctive hunting ritual (Simon does that!)
In relation to body size, a cat’s eyes are bigger than most mammals.